Just reminding everyone that I am the king of all skunk fairies and any other skunks you see are fakes
I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS
The one time I don’t check my shower for spiders I notice a huge one squirming underneath me halfway through shaping my pubes. Never again do I forget
2am when your parents are sleeping and you have school tomorrow is a totally reasonable time to take a shower
Never discredit your gut instinct. You’re not being paranoid. Your body can pick up vibrations, some better than others, and if something deep inside you says something’s not right about a person or situation, trust it and keep it pushing.